Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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