Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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