i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Less talking, more tequila
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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