exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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