Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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