whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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