barbara walters just said penis...
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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