Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
That accounts for only three of the penises
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Randomize
