Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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