I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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