Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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