Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I am naked and annoyed.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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