I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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