thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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