Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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