How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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