So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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