never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
