piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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