my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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