the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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