Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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