pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
