you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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