Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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