Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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