just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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