Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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