i don't like sucking hair
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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