they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i will never coherently bang her
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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