What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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