I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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