So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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