let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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