i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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