Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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