ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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