Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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