I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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