but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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