Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
ttyl tear gas
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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