So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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