Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Congratulations! We have a period
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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