Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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