You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm eating all of the evidence.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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