M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
It's official drugs can't kill me
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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