Sponge bath it is.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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