new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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