Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Drunk is not a location!
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