I just made out with a guy for $7.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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