how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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