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(210): View more from Texas

Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.

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(906): View more from Michigan

It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again

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(512): View more from Texas

Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?

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(623): View more from Arizona

Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took

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(732): View more from New Jersey

No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Shame is for Republicans.

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