Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize