In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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